*hands you a Crispin* 
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Siberian Jay
Octavion
Schroedinger
EnderWFF
mankiller
Chazz
Melutar
Hysterian
12 posters
Amur Pub
Hysterian- Imperial
- Posts : 40
Join date : 2010-08-30
Location : Looking in your window
mankiller- Lord of Economics
- Posts : 9
Join date : 2010-08-21
Age : 32
*Finishes the last of the bottle*
Ehhhh, yeah, that hit the spot... *looks around a bit disorianted then points at the barmaid* Ahem *hic* did I ever tell you that you have a pretty face?
Ehhhh, yeah, that hit the spot... *looks around a bit disorianted then points at the barmaid* Ahem *hic* did I ever tell you that you have a pretty face?
EnderWFF- Lord of Defense
- Posts : 19
Join date : 2010-08-17
*Walks over to Mankiller*
"scho I ain't the only one who notiched the pretty face shhe hashs"
"scho I ain't the only one who notiched the pretty face shhe hashs"
Octavion- Posts : 12
Join date : 2010-09-06
Age : 34
Location : Sudbury, Ontario, Canada
1 of everything please 
Hysterian- Imperial
- Posts : 40
Join date : 2010-08-30
Location : Looking in your window
Oh my. I might have to call last call pretty soon. You all are sloshed and I've only had one drink!
*downs two shots of tequila*
Ok, that's better.
Octavion, one drink at a time hun. I gotta save space at the bar for the other Amurians.
*downs two shots of tequila*
Ok, that's better.
Octavion, one drink at a time hun. I gotta save space at the bar for the other Amurians.
Octavion- Posts : 12
Join date : 2010-09-06
Age : 34
Location : Sudbury, Ontario, Canada
Fine. I'll settle for a Guinness to start.
Oh, and do you have any steak by any chance? I love me a steak grilled with Amarula.
Oh, and do you have any steak by any chance? I love me a steak grilled with Amarula.
mankiller- Lord of Economics
- Posts : 9
Join date : 2010-08-21
Age : 32
*Looks at Ender*
She's mine! I saw her first!
She's mine! I saw her first!
Hysterian- Imperial
- Posts : 40
Join date : 2010-08-30
Location : Looking in your window
*giggles*
Here's your guiness. Octavion, what kind of steak? And how well done? We have Porterhouse, ribeye and filet mignon.
Here's your guiness. Octavion, what kind of steak? And how well done? We have Porterhouse, ribeye and filet mignon.
Octavion- Posts : 12
Join date : 2010-09-06
Age : 34
Location : Sudbury, Ontario, Canada
I dunno... A good steak... I don't really know my meats that well... lol
Schroedinger- Regent
- Posts : 13
Join date : 2010-08-18
Octavion wrote:I dunno... A good steak... I don't really know my meats that well... lol
YOU my friend, want a porterhouse...
Hysterian- Imperial
- Posts : 40
Join date : 2010-08-30
Location : Looking in your window
Schroedinger wrote:Octavion wrote:I dunno... A good steak... I don't really know my meats that well... lol
YOU my friend, want a porterhouse...
This.
*cooks a porterhouse to medium rare*
It's ready. Need another guiness to go with?
EnderWFF- Lord of Defense
- Posts : 19
Join date : 2010-08-17
I need another one of those somethings that you gave to that someone honey *Hiccup*
Hysterian- Imperial
- Posts : 40
Join date : 2010-08-30
Location : Looking in your window
*hands Ender an oatmeal cookie*
Doesn't take much for you, ey? Lightweights....
*watches as Ender downs the drink and clearly reaches the point of full inebriation*
Doesn't take much for you, ey? Lightweights....
*watches as Ender downs the drink and clearly reaches the point of full inebriation*
Octavion- Posts : 12
Join date : 2010-09-06
Age : 34
Location : Sudbury, Ontario, Canada
Sure. Another Guinness would be awesome. By the way, would you happen to have Kilkenny by any chance? I'd love some of that once I'm done with this Guinness.
*watches and laughs as all the drunks stumble around, then digs into the steak*
*watches and laughs as all the drunks stumble around, then digs into the steak*
EnderWFF- Lord of Defense
- Posts : 19
Join date : 2010-08-17
I'm shhopposed to write a newshhpaper article. Can I feature your shhop in it? That is if you remind me in the morning. Oh shhit it ish the morning!
Hysterian- Imperial
- Posts : 40
Join date : 2010-08-30
Location : Looking in your window
*laughs as she fills up the glass with Guiness*
Of course you can mention my shop. You may want to wait to write until you are sober though.
Octavion,I do indeed have Kilkenny. Let me know when you are ready for some and I'll slide it on down to you.
My oh my this place is filling up fast!
Of course you can mention my shop. You may want to wait to write until you are sober though.
Octavion,I do indeed have Kilkenny. Let me know when you are ready for some and I'll slide it on down to you.
My oh my this place is filling up fast!
Octavion- Posts : 12
Join date : 2010-09-06
Age : 34
Location : Sudbury, Ontario, Canada
Another beer if you will!
Hysterian- Imperial
- Posts : 40
Join date : 2010-08-30
Location : Looking in your window
*opens a bottle of Kilkenny and slides it down to Octavion*
5 hours from now is dance on the bar time. I expect you guys to buy me a shot or two during that time
5 hours from now is dance on the bar time. I expect you guys to buy me a shot or two during that time
Melutar- Emperor
- Posts : 156
Join date : 2010-08-16
The Amur Pub is now under new management
^.^ ME!
^.^ ME!
Siberian Jay- Posts : 15
Join date : 2010-10-06
I want a jägermeister and vodka shot. make both double.
Melutar- Emperor
- Posts : 156
Join date : 2010-08-16
Mel looks around nervously at all of the shelves and has to spend a few minutes finding the requested drinks. He finally finds them and pours them, pushing them down to Siberian Jay. "Here you are my good man."
usmcdude2599- Imperial
- Posts : 33
Join date : 2010-08-30
Age : 29
Location : I think you know. >:D
I'll have a... oh wait, I'm 16. Let me move to Germany then I'll order something!
Siberian Jay- Posts : 15
Join date : 2010-10-06
hmmhp. *translates to "why thank you"
/me goes to drink his shots while playing Queen of Entity on his air guitar.
/me goes to drink his shots while playing Queen of Entity on his air guitar.
ishabad- Posts : 5
Join date : 2010-10-07
five of everything and while your at it hire me a stipper
*waits for a while
*waits for a while
Melutar- Emperor
- Posts : 156
Join date : 2010-08-16
Mel leans over the counter at the new patron. "Five of everything? I'll need to see the money up front then. And we don't allow strippers in here, we're a respectable pub."
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